OK so got up... looked at messy house, had major incident involving loss of security pass... found it... ripped shirt, got changed, went to work.... thought shit this bad day.

Had an evaluation.... my best yet during which my mentor cooed with pleasure at my.. erm.. statistics...(call statistics may I add!!)

Had a boy named Joe buddied up with me.. he seems nice weird hair... oh I need hair cut as well....

Have signed up for overtime for next.... four.... weeks... whoops!!

Oh had a top secret document passed around about top secret stuff... 'twas in French but I still understood everything. Yay!!! Am I becoming... intelligent? Nah... just can read French... how did that happen?