Scary Sree's Days Are So Numbered

Halfwit might get on everyone's nerves but surely this week Scary Sree must receive the most votes come nominations. He has gone from being a weird, philosophising "Love Guru" to a crazy, bitchy stalker from hell in a matter of a week. His argument with Noirin the other night was a perfect example of how horrendous he is. Noirin and Sree attempt to talk about their problems. Noirin wants an apology from Sree for how he has been treating her. First he starts going on about Marcus, about how badly Marcus speaks to her. She persists and eventually, and we are talking minutes of him ranting, he comes round to make the most false, inappropriate apology in history before going off again about Marcus.

This boy is insane, in the very bad way, and very, very creepy. GET SREE OUT!!

P.S. Don't you just love how insane, in a good way, Angel is?

P.P.S. Rodrigo has gone from HOT fave to really annoying, miserable bastard. He needs to lighten up a little. Jeez.

So current faves: Noirin, Angel and Lisa (even if she is almost as moany as Rodrigo).

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Big Brother Breaking News: Rodrigo Latest Victim Of Scary Sree

Scary Sree has a new love in his sights... Check out this video and prepare to go "Ahhhhhh!!!"

Also in the news.... Charlie and Kris and Dogface sitting in a tree... blowing bubbles.

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Big Brother: So Far

So we are over a week into Big Brother 2009 and I have to say... it's not all that bad. Certainly better than quite a few other seasons. We've already had arguments, a walk out, 2 evictions, relationship break ups and slime. It doesn't get better than this.

My thoughts on the housemates now we've had a chance to see them:

Angel - Angel seems to be a shy, emotionally fragile boxer. She is truly the most socially awkward housemate of all time. Her strange massage of Charlie actually made me hide my eyes behind my hands in embarrassment. She broke down in tears when Rodrigo told her to stop being so negative. Yet, I quite like her. She isn't nasty and when Halfwit's bed was stolen she was the one to get it back. Nice.

Cairon - Cairon is the polar opposite of the sort of person I'd want to associate with. Foul mouthed (in a mean way too), stupid and quick to anger he doesn't endear himself to me. Sure I understand why he wouldn't like Sree, but getting angry when Sree implied Cairon disrespects women is a little hypocritical. This is Cairon who stands around the bus stop with Halfwit and Siavash talking about which girl he wants to "fuck". He is not exactly respecting himself or the women involved there is he? Pot calling kettle Cairon. Come in kettle.

Charlie - Charlie is a very handsome guy. There's no getting around that. But whilst I believe he'd be lovely to look at, he's the sort of guy I avoid. He is vain, a little slow and does things without thinking about them. Not only did he raid Siavash's luggage for clothes, we are told by Saffia on last night's BBBM that he then damaged some of it and left a hat on the windowsill where it got crushed by the shutters. He means well and just wants to have fun but I doubt I'd be able to put up with him for too long.

Dogface - I haven't really paid much attention to this one. So I can't be too mean. But she did get a boob job which always makes me think she's a little vain. And vanity is the one thing I hate above all other things. However for making Saffia upset by "getting with" Kris, I'll give her another chance.

Halfwit - I went from hating him when he entered, liking him by mid week for being fairly intelligent and seemingly quite nice, and now I just feel sorry for him. I know he stated he wanted to do this to further his political career but I thought that was just something he said. I didn't think he was stupid enough to actually believe BB would be beneficial for a political career. But when begging to be kept in the house before last nights eviction he said he wanted Great Britain to get to know him better and I just thought... how embarrassingly naive this poor boy is. Give him a hug people!

Karly - After watching her explain the origin of modern English to Rodrigo I think Karly is my number one choice for a visit to a North Korean reeducation camp. She explained that the reason German and English are "so similar" (her words and not mine!) was because the Nazis came over during the war and that's when the languages got mixed up. Yes. She said that (paraphrased from memory). Watching her bounce confusedly between Sree (who called her a slapper) and Cairon (who wants her to be a slapper) was amusing in a really awful way. She isn't the smartest girl in the world.

Kris - This is the hunk of the house? I think not. He is more a male model sort. Alright to look at but he hardly gets the blood flowing now does he? Vanity again. Grr... Unfortunately it is somewhat apparent already with the way he treated Saffia and the way he's clinging to Dogface that he has come on Big Brother for the fame alone. Sure I'm not naive enough to believe that there's anyone in the house not looking for fame but most seem to be there for other reasons too. He is fairly flagrantly just a boring hanger on hoping for a C list career in the tabloids.

Lisa - Oh Lisa. I can imagine living with her for more than a week would drive even the most patient quite insane, I actually LOVE Lisa. She speaks her mind, she is quite sensible, and she seems like a nice person. When Karly and Dogface rudely took a token and got booze without asking the house, Lisa was the only one to make a stand and say "No... that was STUPID". Gotta respect that.

Marcus - The daddy of the house, is actually a rather shrewd individual. He saw through Sree in seconds, which isn't too hard but he did better than most housemates. But I haven't seen enough of him to form any other opinions.

Noirin - The least offensive girl in the house? Possibly. She might have come across VERY BADLY in her VT, but she's been a lot easier to like in the house. Whilst she flirts and has some fun, she doesn't seem to be as stupid or vain as Karly and Dogface. She might make it to the final.



Rodrigo - Well you know I love Rodrigo. But I've concerns he might not make it to the end. He is getting very easily upset by things (the lack of positivity, the cleanliness of the house) and even though he's only two years younger than me, comes across as a little emotionally immature. I hope I'm wrong but I think that he is up there with Angel to be a possible emotional casualty of the BB house.

Siavash - I find him disagreeable but when I think about it it's only the way he speaks and the fact he hangs around with Cairon that really annoys me. So maybe I've been a bit harsh on him. I'll try to keep an open mind.

Sree - Where do you start with this man? He's like a hippy, wrapped inside a moralising douchebag, wrapped inside an emotionally fragile boxer, buried beneath someone playing the game. He comes out with the most overbearing, snobby comments and then wonders why people don't like them. He actually said that he was a "golden person" the other day compared to the other housemates. Jesus. And he spends his time in the house thanking God and praying to God and generally getting on God's nerves about as much as he gets on mine. Sure Cairon went over the top at him, and basically bullied him aggressively, but when you act like Sree does then these things happen. He is my number one pick to go at the next eviction. God willing ;)

If you saw BBBM last night, then you had a chance to witness one of the best pieces of BB telly in ages. Sophia vs. Saffia. Bitch on bitch. It was handbags at dawn and both came off looking like utter cows. Davina lapped it up. Best bit was Saffia explaining that she didn't walk because she was upset about Dogface and Kris but because she didn't want to miss her 1 year olds first steps. Erm... then why go in the house in the first place??? Poor Beinazir gets booted THEN Saffia decides to leave? Grrr...

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Saffia and Sophia: A Match Made In Hell

Check out the latest Big Brother clip. Sophia and Saffia have an argument when Sophia calls Saffia boring. Whilst I'm sure this is quite true it was a little rude of Sophia to say so. But really if I was Sophia I think the indignant look on Saffia's face would have made up for being a little uncouth.

Sophia is an inarticulate, hot headed girl who seems to lack any concept of good manners, whilst Saffia is a false, smug and over confident woman who seems to lack the skills to avoid conflict.

Please don't let Sophia go tomorrow as I really want to see the sparks continue to fly.

P.S. Rodrigo is even cuter when he is angry. This time about how dirty the house is. Watch out Rodrigo sounds like someone is being negative!



Aww... if he looked like that every time the house was messy I'd be throwing things on the floor every chance I got.

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Big Brother 10: Day Something Or Other

Saffia really rubs me up the wrong way. Her face is constantly set to "smug" and she is just one of those "troublemakers" who get all over the top if someone doesn't like you. Sophia had been ignoring her, did Saffia just leave it alone? No she moaned about it as if Sophia had no right not to like her. Saffia might not be the loudest one in the house but she is the one I want out the most.

Speaking of which... Cairon. I know he's only 18. I know he's not the brightest or most eloquent of housemates. But my God isn't he annoying? If he's not swearing, he's mentally undressing every girl in the house (sure I'd do the same with the guys but I'd be a bit more subtle and less demeaning about it) and talking dirty about them to Halfwit and Siavash. Faced with Sree's inept moves on the girls (more of which in a minute) Cairon immediately becomes all "alpha male" about it, which immediately makes me think "He's STUPID". Anyone in this 21st century who is not able to control their inner territorial, animalistic self must be a total twat. I'm not talking total control but God Cairon isn't man enough to get the girls himself but mopes around being jealous and muttering half hearted non-violent threats. We are only human but we have evolved the ability of self awareness!!

Oh Sree... I pointed out before his moves on the girls with his ever so not subtle palm reading trick. I was amazed no one had seen through him on the first day, but instead he managed to survive until just a day or so ago before the housemates began to realise that Sree is playing two games, both extremely badly. These are:

1) get the girls by pretending to be their friend and completely uninterested in having sex with them. This trick is older than time itself. I've known some guys who've pretended to be gay for YEARS in order to take this trick to an entirely new level. But Sree is sooooo bad at it. Yet the girls he's tried it on (hello Saffia, Karly and Dogface) had been falling for it like total numpties. They must make the Suffragettes want to resurrect themselves and reap revenge. Karly finally realised this only after Sree basically told her he likes it when she isn't being a slut. She instantly went to Cairon, who told her he enjoys her dressing scantily (strangely enough) and instantly also realised Sree's not so cunning plans. Foiled at last.
2) get everyone to like him. He is going about this in a similar fashion to his get into bed strategy... he goes around offering not so sage advice and making amusingly bad analogies. He calls Lisa a tree and suggests everyone else is just little plants around her, because she is an elder and thus deserving of respect (Sree obviously doesn't believe in respecting people on merit alone). He does make me laugh. But again... he is starting to rub people up the wrong way.

I might think he's cute but Sree is an overly religious, completely false and amazingly emotionally unstable housemate who needs to be told to act his age.

Rodrigo got all angry at Angel because she was too "negative" and began a rant about everyone being positive. Rodrigo then went and moaned about Angel in the kitchen, thus being all negative himself. Pot calling kettle. Come in kettle.

Rodrigo not only looks absolutely angelic when asleep (I could spend days watching that, which makes me feel very creepy lol) but has a great taste in nominations nominating Cairon and Siavash (the "lads" of the group).

So... Halfwit and Sophia are up for eviction... Halfwit isn't all that bad even if he easily falls under the influence of Cairon and Siavash. Sophia is a bit street and slightly weird but there are plenty of others I'd rather see go (SAFFIA!!). Given the problems some housemates had remembering each others names for nominations perhaps the votes were for Saffia and this is all a blunder. Fingers crossed!!

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Big Brother 10: Day Two On Day Three

Why can't SAS (or SBS) guys break into my house and do some full body searches? *sulk*



So revelations today: Charlie has an extremely fit body. If only he'd keep his mouth shut.

Beinazir is unable to rough it and even before a second night of sleeping on the floor she was in the Diary Room moaning. Did she not realise she was applying to be on Big Brother? Me thinks not.

Sophie doesn't know what a deed poll is. How does anyone get to the age of 18 and not know what a deed poll is? (Sophie is actually 20). She is also not called Sophie anymore, she is now Dogface. Freddie changed his name to Halfwit. The things people will do to be housemates...

You know, Freddie doesn't seem all that bad and maybe I was a little too harsh yesterday. Sure he's a bit of a Tory boy, but then again 75% of the men I've ever gone out with were Tory boys so I can't hold it against him. He seems intelligent at least, and fairly nice.

Sree has been outed as a sex mad womaniser according to Digital Spy. Well we knew that after he started to do palm readings yesterday on the girls. Girls if a guy offers to read your palms he is only after one thing!!

Tensions in the house were rising as more non-housemates became pampered housemates. Can you believe people actually get jealous? Jesus.. as BB1 contestants used to sing "It's only a gameshow".

Let's finish this post on a high note, look it's Rodrigo!!



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