Hot In The City

OK so I can't do this whole cold turkey thing, and couldn't be bothered to go to Brighton... maybe tomorrow... more to do on a Saturday...

So instead I walked into town, saw bisexual Emma from work, and Alison (you remember the woman whose marriage I broke up?) and bought a replacement Billy Idol - "Greatest Hits" (per tu Melly!) and Kelly Osbournes "Papa Don't Preach" (Kelly rawks!!).

*does funky dance to Hot In The City*

God life would be so much easier if I was born straight.... then I wouldn't have to deal with bitchy little queens.... come on, where are all the nice gay men?