OK why does everyone always think I am in a bad mood? There I was happily fantasising, half asleep when my mobile rings.

"Hello"

"Hi, it's me Laura. You sound grumpy" High level of disapproval in voice.

"I'm not, honest!"

"Hmmmmm.... anyway where do you get your "favorite magazine"" she says in code.

"What gay times?"

"Yes"

"WHSmiths of course...." where else when you get to meet annie every Sunday (hi Annie!)

"I thought so...."

We arrange to meet next week. Camp laughter puncturates call......... v. suspicious.... Laura I thought there was only room in your life for one gay husband? :o) I disapprove completely of you having fun. :o)