Death Warmed Up

OK so the plan was to pretend to be sick, not go to work, and then head off to London with Zoe to see Avril Lavigne. So I wake up this morning, and discover I actually am sick!! I feel... BLAH! My limbs are stiff and painful, my nose is running like a tap, my throat feels like I've swallowed a razor blade, and I feel like I am drunk. I can only move in slow motion. Grrr...

Oh well am off to barbers in a minute to spread my illness...no flu is going to stop me getting to London!! My head is all fuzzy.... just want to sleep...