This article is great. Zoe Williams is probably my favorite Guardian correspondent, and this article just made me smile. If we outnumber the Church of England surely that would mean we should be the new national church? Ok so the preists robes would have to be designer, the baptismal water perfumed (CK Crave anyone?) and the songs a bit more hip, but it would otherwise be a pretty seamless transition.

I have the day off work tomorrow. Yay!