Touch My Fire

Sunday evening I had a fight with a frying pan and some hot oil... my left hand and I lost. Don't worry; my left hand took the brunt of it.

I've spent the last couple of days with a lovely blistered left hand which looks a bit like Freddy Kruegers... I feel like Colin off the Brittas Empire with his icky cut hand...

I am proud however not to have screamed like a girl when it happened. Kudos to me...

Talking of the Brittas Empire... wasn't that show just soooo good. Carole the crazed receptionist was hilarious!!

Is this Randy Orton? Do I really care?



Anyone got a spare £1 million lying around? I really want that town... Go on... treat me!