Thursday, April 06, 2006

The Ramblings Of A Drunk

Sorry for yesterdays drunk post. I don't quite know how I managed to get drunk, I didn't have any more than 4 pints at bowling. I've become such a lightweight. Gone are the days of my binge drinking (the infamous 18th Birthday Table Of Beer springs to mind) and hangover free mornings. Shame...

My hand is still grotesque... planning on being a hand model in a romcomzom (Shaun of the Dead 2: The Hand of Jae?)...

Don't Panic. I know it's hard... Breath deeply... not that deeply if near swans... OK... I can't hold it in any more.. It's every biped for itself. Kill the birds! We're all going to die!

Or not.

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