Are we going to get news stories every time the HMS Iron Duke changes course, holds a party or seizes drugs from no on? Please say it's not true! I am a self declared royalist and it hurts me to suggest that there should be less pictures of Prince "Yummy" William but... let's not turn this into just another boring celebrity chase. Let the men and women of the Iron Duke get on with their jobs in peace and quiet.
Anyway... there's a far more good looking, former Iron Duke sailor I know, who deserves more attention. Step forward... Jim!