Sunday, January 06, 2008

Getting To Know All About You

We've been together for quite a while now Dear Constant Reader. This year will be our 7th anniversary which means I've been writing here for more than 25% of my life! Shocking.

Since I've been writing here George W Bush has gone from monkey impersonator, to American hero, back to monkey impersonator and through to todays comedic turn as "a monkey impersonating Mussolini" for which he is so reknowned.



Whole new countries have appeared! Hi Montenegro and Timor-Leste!





Homosexual marriage has begun it's spread around the world (The Netherlands, Belgium, Canada, South Africa, Spain and Massachusetts) destroying heterosexual marriages left right and centre and ushering in the beginning of the end of human civilisation...



There's been 4 leaders of the Tory party including my very own former constituency MP Michael Howard, showing their continued active support for diversity in the work place...



Peace and happiness has spread around the world...



The United Kingdom came close to winning Eurovision on several occasions...





Suggestions on a postcard for other "important" events since 2001...

4 comments:

  1. Thank you Jae. What What a wonderful post. (Despite the insults you hurled at all Monkeykind with the sadly apt comparisons to W.)

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  2. I know. And then to add insult to injury I illustrated the point with chimpanzees... they are not even part of the monkey family!

    I apologise to any monkey or chimpanzee readers out there. ;)

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  3. Anonymous8:53 pm

    I hope you don't take this the wrong way but I used to think of you as being exceptionally young. And now I don't.

    World events? Hmm, surely something about the Spice Girls and/or Take That

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  4. Don't worry Gert, no offense taken! I'm not as young as I used to be... darn this constant linear progression of time.

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