In possibly the gayest sport since water polo and rugby you'd expect the fans to be unsuprised by "revelations" that some footballers have sex with men. I mean they shower together, play together and hang out together. If men stay around each other for long periods of time it's bound to happen. I've always found it odd that men who profess to like women spend every waking hour with other men.
But no they get all shocked by it. Weird. Did they not wonder why Mark Oaten made his rent boys dress up as footballers? Have they not seen this music video?
I think it's time these Premiership stars came out and showed the world their not ashamed to be bisexual idiots who took pictures of their sex games as if they wouldn't fall into the hands of the tabloids... d'oh!
How dare News of The World presume those players -- or should I say, playaz -- are bisexual.
ReplyDeleteWhat an insult, if they are indeed gay, to tar them as fence-sitting bisexuals. How dull. Why I doubt either of them have a straight bone in their...A. bodies, B. mouths, C. nether-regions, or D. all of the above.
And what lucky teammates. No wonder they are all smiles in those team photos.