Sunday, February 15, 2009

The Phelps' Are Coming To Britain!

I trust we are all going to give them a warm welcome upon their arrival. It'll be a tad cold in Basingstoke so bring lit torches, and pitchforks (for moving hay onto a bonfire of course!).

I must take issue with one of their signs...

God Hates England; Your Queen Is A Whore


Now Queen Elizabeth II is, of course, not the Queen of England and thus I feel they need to rewrite their signs forthwith to read:

"God Hates The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland; Your Queen Is A Whore".


Get on it folks, you don't want to look stupid after all. Oops too late.

"We will picket them, and see if they actually believe those lies they tell about how tolerant and accepting Brits are."


You don't need to picket us! You just need to read an issue of our most popular newspaper, the Sun, to discover British people are not tolerant at all!!! Bless you for even harbouring such kind thoughts about us even for a nano second or so. Very naive but totally smashing. Thanks Westboro Baptist Church for having such faith in us!

Remember last year when I got all excited about things like Plurk and Twitter? Well that excitement is back! Last time I got excited about it I had no money and the same applies now. Perhaps there is some correlation between social applications and financial issues. Could this be a good sign for Twitter and the like?

Lord Frederick Windsor is getting married! Blow me down with a feather, that was quite unexpected.

On a related note; when will I be able to play with Dave Petrun?



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