I suck at pretty much everything I've ever turned my incompetent hand to, I'm a total clutz and I couldn't even get suicide right. I'm an unqualified failure. So please, just give me a break for once.
All I ask is one small thing to cheer me up. A day without that now familiar refrain "There are insufficient funds in your account" or without some person moaning at me down the phone. A day without me breaking something, hurting someone or putting something off that can easily be done now.
All I ask is for one day without worrying, without wishing I was someone else. Is that really too much to ask?
Probably but hey doesn't hurt to try.
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lol...Welcome to my world, well not the clutz part, but hey I suppose being 6'9 has its drawbacks. I dont blame you for standing on my laptop, I blame the idiot who left it on the floor in the dark for you to find with your size 15 shoes...oh yeah..that was me. Its a work laptop so dont sweat it. I love you whatever, and if you weren't constantly broke, clumsy and lazy, you wouldn't be you and I wouldnt love you half as much as I do so, live life in the knowledge that no matter what you do or how bad things get, there's always at least one person who loves you unconditionally.
ReplyDeleteNow stop feeling sorry for yourself and think about what you want for dinner!
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ReplyDeleteAh bless Jim, how sweet is that. Gonna try and come see you soon matey, be warned!
ReplyDeleteThat's lovely. Bless.
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