I'm waving the white flag as we speak. You win life. I give up. I suck, you rule etc.
I suck at pretty much everything I've ever turned my incompetent hand to, I'm a total clutz and I couldn't even get suicide right. I'm an unqualified failure. So please, just give me a break for once.
All I ask is one small thing to cheer me up. A day without that now familiar refrain "There are insufficient funds in your account" or without some person moaning at me down the phone. A day without me breaking something, hurting someone or putting something off that can easily be done now.
All I ask is for one day without worrying, without wishing I was someone else. Is that really too much to ask?
Probably but hey doesn't hurt to try.
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