Oh God darn it. Slightly bored and with nothing better to do I went and read the BBC's Have Your Say section about Eurovision. How depressing. Just a bunch of bitter people parroting the same old discredited complaints about Eurovision.
A question for my wonderful non-British readers, do people in your countries moan as much or spell things quite as badly as us Brits?
Sometimes I wonder how we managed to maintain an empire for so many decades when I suspect everyone back home was moaning about all the effort and cost.
But let's think positively and oogle this picture of Dima yoinked from Uroskin
How can you say that body shouldn't have won Eurovision? ;)