Ooo... once upon a time in a land far far away (Snodland) there was a little boy named Jason.
He loved Thomas the Tank Engine more than life itself and would remember his Thomas the Tank watch for the rest of his life.
He was often seen in exotic locations such as Eastbourne, wearing the latest, trendiest clothes and hanging out with cool people like Uncle Nic
He took pleasure in the small things such as playing with his Uncle Claude's exciting pencil sharpener collection... these weren't just any old pencil sharpeners! These were working cars, working bingo ball mixers and working clocks that also happened to sharpen pencils! He loved them more than he'd ever be able to express.
He'd yet to discover cardigans are not known for their attractiveness.
A keen lover of cars, he liked to collect rusty old ones without doors.