For those who don't know Cornwall is Britains Brittany... with cider and everything! Here's our route. It's a long bloody way!
Why are we going to Cornwall? Because John and Vixie are to be taking part in some strange ritual known as "marriage". I know... I haven't a clue what that is either!
So I won't be posting again until Sunday evening at the earliest. Stay tuned!
Last night went out to the Local and got drunk. Had a very good appraisal at work yesterday so any excuse!
Oh and two other things: Firstly following on from yesterdays post about shaming the people who are domesticating Dave the Dolphin.... I've found an example from April...
But Richard Tozer, whose rowing boat was used for the filming, said: "He was just coming close to the boat."
Mr Tozer insisted he would never have done anything to harm the dolphin.
He said: "We were just out having a nice day in the sunshine with my children, and seeing a dolphin there is a wonderful thing to see."
What a lovely day out... let the dolphin get used to nice boats with nice children... so it bloody gets itself caught in a propeller when a motor boat comes to visit next. Good thing you'd never do anything to harm a dolphin Mr Tozer, because if this is what happens when you don't try to harm it I'd hate to see what would happen if you did.
And the other thing... there's a poll on the right hand side of the site... please vote!
*EDIT* Oh and guess who has a letter in Gay Times this week? Hmm... I wonder who that could be...