Dear Constant Reader,
Please ignore this post if you wish, it's not obligatory to read but I'll make it brief! However my current financial situation is, how can I say, precarious. Thanks to having to leave my last dodgy job I'm now buggered whilst I look for another. I know in the past you have bought me gifts through my Amazon wishlist (which filled my heart with glee!) but now I ask that should you be able to afford to, and should you feel kind enough to spare the cash, I'm happy to accept any donation!
That's PayPal account email@example.com
Pathetic I know... sorry... normal service resumes tomorrow.