For God So Loved The World He Gave Us Porn

Hmm... in agony over allergy related rash at mo.. it's a "nettle rash" which does pretty much that... stings like a nettle! All the time! Ouch!

After an end of week trip to High Wycombe to see my wife, Laura (older readers may remember we married for a toaster), I am totally exhausted... I designated yesterday as a rest day... thus I didn't go to sleep till 2am as I was busy watching straight porn... very amusing stuff...

First off... the SeX Files. Hilarious, about Grogan family video stores where if you buy a video from them, you'll start have near constant sex. Alien conspiracy to take over the world obviously, and not just a feeble excuse for porn! Men very sexy, and confirmed I am 100% gay. Second was the amazingly poorly named Erotic Time Machine 2. Hmm.. needs more muscle!

Bizarre but true, Jae spends entire evening critiquing porn that doesn't really turn him on. Silly boy!