Dear Blog,
It was Guy Fawkes Night last night and I had so much fun. We went to a huge display in Lewes; it was brilliant. The bonfire was HUGE and the fireworks were awesome (they looked like the kind you see in Disneyworld adverts). The crowds were just incredible. There was a parade which creepily put me in mind of the Nuremberg Rallies (patriotic songs and people with flame torches). A giant Osama bin Laden on the loo was blown up (why? was he involved in the gunpowder plot too). Was upset to see many US flags flying after all this was the one truely British festival of the year (and George W. Bush is President for fucks sake). Anyhow it was fun!!!!!!!
Oh my God!!!!!! Steven has been phoning and texting me basically saying he is madly in love with me!!!! So after breaking up with me in July he wants me back!!!!!!! Why? For what purpose? He is so annoying especially because I think I may be starting to love him too......

J.K.Kay@brighton.ac.uk