Tom Daley: The Olympics, But Hotter

Yes, Dear Constant Reader, my Olympic related excitement levels were seriously low but I've always said we should look on the positive side of this damn "sport" stuff. And that's exactly what I'll be doing over the Olympics. Plus I think I've finally caught the Olympic's bug. 


First up is the boy who is at the centre of the Olympic media storm. The nation's love of Tom Daley has always bordered on the disturbing but it's alright, he's legal now!

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Shaun Atley: Reasons Aussie Rules Rules Over Wimbledon

Tennis is a sport devoid of fun and totty. It makes football look interesting. So I present to you... Shaun Atley, cuteness incarnate and proving they do things better down under.

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New Work Related Totty? Almost.

Since Rugby Boy left, work has been particularly devoid of interesting things to look at. Long gone are the days of Tube Boi. *sigh* However Friday found me in a well hidden office across the field from my own for a meeting and as I passed through one office my eyes locked with those of a hot guy in our sister company's uniform. Now remember for our eyes to lock that would make him about 6'10". Swoon!

Our eyes only locked in the way rather tall people's tend to, sharing that moment of understanding between us that only individuals of minority groups can comprehend. Now just because I'll probably never encounter him again, as to do so would involve me going back to an office I've not encountered through combined 4 years with the company, doesn't mean I can't hold out hope that finally the work related totty drought is coming to an end! Hurrah! Just in case his totty codename shall be... Tall Boy.

In other news: Ayden and his sidekick Finn have been accosting zebras and wildebeest.

No, really.

Never underestimate the adventures a Tamaskan can have in Kent. 

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Claudio Marchisio: Reasons Italian Footballers Are Better Than English Ones

Praise Jesus Charles Dera, England are out of Euro 2012, beaten by the Italians. So I thought I'd celebrate by pointing out that just because rugby is better than football, that doesn't mean there aren't some nice looking footballers. But this one isn't just a pretty face, he's pretty clued up too. 

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Sean Lamont: Reasons Rugby Is Better Than Football

England are playing silly boys games tonight at Euro 2012. To compensate here is a hot (and very ready to show off) Scotsman to balance things out... 

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Stuart Fielden: Reasons Rugby Is Better Than Football

I got told to "enjoy the football tomorrow" on the way out of the office today. This post is dedicated to showing that that sort of office place bullying has no place in a world with rugby... ;)

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Dan Carter: Reasons Rugby Is Better Than Football

What is worse than football? Football related political jokes at the expense of Germany and Greece. Quick! It's time for some hot rugby action... 

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Alex Glenn: Reasons Rugby Is Better Than Football

I'm sort of hoping Euro 2012 isn't ending soon, as there's just so many hot rugby players to help spread the "football is boring" message! And Alex Glenn has got to be one of the hottest

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Ugh... Big Brother

Yes it's that time of year again for a blogpost about the latest series of Big Brother never to be followed up because I lose interest. As you know, Dear Constant Reader, there is a long tradition of that on this blog!

I won't bore you, too late, with details on all the contestants. You're either watching it or you're not. But may I just say; MY GOD I HATE LYDIA.

There is an idiot in the house, and his name is Arron. Sure he's cute but I'm not going to pretend he isn't totally irritating. I could sympathise with the resultant annoyance this has elicited in Lydia if it was not for the fact she retaliated with that age old red flag along the lines of "Why don't you act like a real man" and "Oh stop being a little boy and grow up".

Now imagine if I was annoyed with a woman and shouted at her "Oh shut up and get back to the kitchen." How do you think that'd go down? Like a lead balloon I'd hope. And these appeals for people to be "real men" have the same effect with me.

Now Lydia need only backstab someone else I hate (Deana) and it sends me apoplectic. Every little thing she does annoys me now, and I want her out of the house like yesterday. She is as bad as Nasty Nick but more blazon. She is everything I hate in a person.

GET LYDIA OUT.

I like to calm down by staring at Arron and going "Ooo... pretty".

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Thom Evans: Reasons Rugby Is Better Than Football

What Thom and his brother Max do in the privacy of their own calendar shoot is, thankfully, everyone's business. 

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Sandor Earl: So Good He Is The Main Reason Rugby Is Better Than Football

Is it me, or do rugby players enjoy getting their kit off even more than footballers? I think that says a lot about rugby players!

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